Updated: March 26, 2009

Listen up - ya might be concerned with this
North Korea's holding 2 US journalists

And we hope they don't get hurt
One of the ladies even used to be on this network

While we're in Asia, on the high-seas
The US Navy got into it with the Chinese

They surrounded the US Impeccable
I hope it stops there and doesn't turn into a spectacle

Like those AIG bonuses
They spent our tax-money

and some are asking what the motive is
Well at least 20 states did

Their attorney generals launched investigations
But no matter what gets tried

It can't bring back the lives of the officers who died
In California on a routine traffic stop

That's why you gotta love life and try to laugh a lot
Ask Obama, when he addressed the nation

The main message he was stressing was patience
And then there's our Mexican relations

His administration will send more agents
To help bring order

to the drug war by the border
Cause nobody wants no slaughter

Even in the middle east
The new Israeli Prime Minister

Is open to talk a little peace
Sheesh - lookee over here

I think I found Sudan's President Bashir
He's wanted by the International Criminal Court

But his trip was more than a subliminal thought
He went to Egypt where this guy - he's still living free

Cause Egypt ain't a member of the ICC
But hold up

This is for North Dakota
Ya'll don't let your heads drop one iota