Updated: May 07, 2009

TGIF did you know that?
Its official -- The F stands for Flocab

This just in --
No need to panic but

There?s been a surge in students going to Canada
Could it be due to our economy

It gets pretty cold yo
But it's where some people wanna be

California's hotter
But they took it hard cause

They had wildfires all over Santa Barbara
But by now you heard in Afghanistan

many civilians were killed
When can it end?

One day when war's obsolete
You can hear the news man talk about peace

Well here's some news that's good
A 3 year old survived 2 days in the woods

He wandered off from home in rural Missouri
But we're glad he made it back home in a hurry

Manny Ramirez won't be running home
And he left all the Dodger fans like "OH NO!"

A 50 game suspension for drug violation
And he was a player who was loved by the nation

Well hold up -- Ya'll heard about Oprah?
Buying chicken for the whole country -- its dope but

A lot of people couldn?t print the coupon
And Some Kentucky Fried Chickens really flew the coup on ?em

Cause they were like -- "No free chicken"
Some people had a sit-in, like -- "No he didn?t!"

And that?s what the kids say to Jamie Foxx
Now even his flicks caught a boycott

Don?t you know to never talk about Hannah Montana
Now her fans hope that he slips on a banana

And we hope the Swine Flu don?t advance a step
They even reopened St. Francis Prep

Well anyway thats my speech -- Flocab bringin you the news in rap this week
Peace