Updated: April 16, 2009

Ayo! Its halfway through April
And there's plenty of news layin on the table

Worldwide there's violence in Thailand
Bad enough to cancel the summit they decided

They had riots - there was frustration
With the meeting of the Southeast Asian nations

Up next shall we take a trip
To the coast of Somalia - all of ya - quick

Yah, I heard there were pirates
But we can take a plane

and I don't think they can fly yet
So this is for the snipers

Who rescued the captain in the middle of the night cause

It's a tough job somebody gotta do it
How you think I feel sometimes making music?

As we move just letting ya'll know
The Obamas named their new dog "Bo"

So- back to the news
Here's something that'll give ya the blues

Its about as simple as it gets
And it has to do with your pimples and your zits

Doctors say acne's getting stronger
Some medicine they use won't be working any longer

So better luck dating
You'll have plenty study time - there's no debating

While yer waiting - you can have a tea party
We don't really like getting taxed - do we? Hardly.

Well I don't know if ya knew but
Obama's plans to open travel up to Cuba

Or at least if you're Cuban American
Wanna see your fam?
You can go back there again

The Week In Rap reporting live from Berlin
And its broadcast from Arizona to Maryland