Updated: January 28, 2010

This week we tuned in to hear the President speak
Some people probably hoped he'd choke, secretly,

But nobody yelled out "you lie!"
Maybe that's why he seemed so energized

He said "I don't quit" and 'we need jobs'
Wants to create A Milli like the Weezy song

And it's so hard to govern these divided states
But all the colors came together like Benetton

To raise millions for the Haiti Telethon
Did you donate? I pray the answer is yes

You can give to the cause just by sending a text
If you're in a Toyota, better pump the breaks

They recalled lots of the cars they made
And Bin Laden? Just dropped a tape

For the Christmas bomber, Osama had praise
Holy clipboard Batman! It's the Census,

More rare than the Olimpic events, it's
So we can count the whole US population

Going around the nation collecting information

Will Brett's last pass be an interception?
Or will Brett Farve go farther?

One week till Superbowl season
Will the Saints go marching or the colts stampeding

The supreme court heard a case and said things
Then struck down a law on campaign spending

Here come elections with way more ads
You can keep tabs on it with the new iPad

A computer you touch, it seems simple

And critics want to know if it will burn the Kindle
Conan O'Brien wasn't on this week,

I'll put him on the the Week in Rap if he can work for free
Peace.