Updated: March 12, 2009

Now for the week the word is unemployment
People can't work and you know they aint enjoying it

12 million they say
With no jobs today

That's about the size of New York & LA
Hey - bet they got jobs at the Box Office

With record ticket sales, yo
They got a lot of profits

Ya'll kids stop is what the principal said
At a school in Washington State

And this is what he did
He bought a device

To jam the signal in your cell phone
So now the reason you can't call is well known

Kinda funny
but you can't hear the laughter

Umm.. Have a clue what they are doing at NASA?
They sent a telescope in space to search

For other planets out there similar to Earth
Speaking of space

North Korea's in the place
And they've got their own thangs

they wanna engage
Mainly a satellite they wanna move out

And they said they'd attack anybody
who tried to shoot it down

Down...goes the global economy dude
The World Bank predicts the first shrink

Since World War 2
Shoot - well here's something hopeful for ya'll

16,000 troops should be home by the fall
And they could be appalled

Cause it's getting intense
So many foreclosures people are living in tents

And it seems some folks are losing their religion
According to the survey

I heard they've given

Listen - for those waiting patient
Obama's got a plan to revamp education

So I ask what do you say?
About the possibility of a longer school day

It could be cool, hey
At least you'll be a smartie -

some would say the opposite of barbie
On her 50th birthday there's a congressman sayin'

She should be banned cause she reps beauty over brains
Thanks for listening

Now I'm bout to go and get a dog
I think I've got a chance I can win the Iditarod

The Week In Rap- it'd be dope if you did applaud
Flocab's coming back next week so rock widdit ya'll