Updated: December 03, 2009

Welcome to December
You know its kinda cold

I heard in the state of Texas they had snow
Hope you had a good holiday

We took a break
But we've got more news to communicate

The top of the week saw
A brand new law

In the State of Colorado specifically for ya'll
When you're a teen you can't be on the phone

So you can drive safely on your way home
Great idea - here's a not so great one

Have you ever wondered what will really make a date fun
Gone head 'n crash a party at the white house

You get to meet the President but then it will be lights out
I mean ya might catch charges

As far as a security breach its one of the largest
And how about Tuesday

If you go to Florida State then you heard the news say
Coach Bobby Bowden of the Garnet and Gold

Announced his retirement at 80 years old
And in the wide world of Tennis

Serena Williams got fined mega spinach
For yellin' at the US Open

Remember every word that you use is potent
Should I even talk about Tiger?

He's only gonna share words with an insider
And keep his life behind closed doors

But he plays golf so why do we try to know more?
War - in Afghanistan is on and poppin'

President Obama's gotta a military option
30,000 troops in a year and a half

In 2011 we can start bringin' em all back
Well that's a whole lotta Week in Raps

So until then ya'll can just check for Flocab!