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Top Eight Campy Movies

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Some films have such cheesy dialogue, dorky characters and unbelievable plot lines, you can’t look away.

Then there are films that are just plain unwatchable. Check out this list of movies and decide whether each is good-bad or bad-bad.

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Pros: It won 11 Oscars and made us cry.
Cons: We didn't notice the bad dialogue; we were too busy looking at the sinking ship.

Memorable quote: Jack: "I'm the king of the world!"

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Pros: Hit soundtrack. Pretty funny version of "The Right Stuff."
Cons: Texas oil drillers save Earth from a meteor in less than two weeks? Really?

Memorable quote: Harry Stamper: "The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?"

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Pros: Scarlett Johansson and David Arquette fight the biggest, grossest spiders we've ever seen. Cool.
Cons: Not exactly original, is it?

Memorable quote: Mike: "No one's going to believe me, cause I'm a kid, and they never listen to kid."

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Pros: The much-anticipated return of Star Wars and that awesome, mind-blowing speeder race.
Cons: Two words: Jar Jar.

Memorable quote: Beed: "I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt."

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Pros: Everyone has a little Napoleon in them, dying to boogie their fears of inadequacy away at the school assembly, right?
Cons: Ok, maybe not everyone.

Memorable quote: Napoleon: "It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."

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Pros: "Excellent" air guitar.
Cons: Time travel in a futuristic toll booth to pass an exam? "Bogus."

Memorable quote: Ted: "We'd take you with us. But it's a history report, not a future report."

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Pros: It's a 2-hour music video.
Cons: It's a 2-hour music video.

Memorable quote: Chad: "The Chad was great."

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Pros: Mike Myers in multiple roles? Yeah, baby!
Cons: Longest. "Saturday Night Live" skit. Ever.

Memorable quote: Dr. Evil: "My father would... make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark."

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